by anonymous October 4, 2020

by incre@99 August 30, 2018

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016

by Thomas 99 December 21, 2017

A city located in south east Alberta in Canada. Located east of Calgary and west of Regina SK. With a population of around 60,000 people, it is a little smaller compared to Airdrie and St. Albert. Winters are pretty harsh and shitty, but the summers are more dry and pleasant versus more eastern provinces such as Ontario and Quebec where it gets fucking humid as fuck. Has many sunny days and one of the warmest cities in Alberta. Prices are also more affordable versus Calgary which has recently skyrocketed thanks to the Ontario fucks raising the prices there so damn high.
by Sdsr70 August 12, 2024

When your a chubby guy standing up getting a blow job and your gut is resting on the Blow job givers head.
by MUFDVR4LIFE March 23, 2021

by Mr.Zogrebginald August 21, 2013
