boob pilot

One who possesses the ability to navigate any conversation toward or directly to the topic of boobs, also known as "parcels of sunshine" (c)2015. Ideally it's accomplished in 3 steps or less.

Especially appreciated during any conversation involving a man. Female boob pilots are basically unicorns.

For example: "my grandfather was a fighter pilot." "my grandfather was in an ad in playboy." "Did you know playboy dropped nudity? I immediately cancelled my subscription." "I did know. But I have my own boobs. And I touch them a lot. So i don't mind." This is a boob pilot.

by Nonamejane January 11, 2016

Lower Case Boobs

Female mammary glands that hang down to the belly button or point south.

Lower case boobs are fun to fuck but not look at.

by sarcastilito October 30, 2010

boobs

the fat ovular things on a woman's chest.
also known as mummy milkers.

jesus christ lord and saviour! tiana has massive boobs.

omg! have you seen tiana's mummy milkers!

by meowmeowpusspuss November 3, 2022

Big boobs syndrome

When a woman has abnormally large breasts.

Does that girl have big boobs syndrome?

by fliane September 30, 2023

sledgehammer boob

a boob that is so big that it takes two hands to fondle it.

The actress has sledgehammer boobs, which are her saving grace.

by uttam maharjan May 9, 2010

national grab boobs day

National Grab boob day is when you grab your girlfriend's tits and squeeze it. National Grab Boob day is on December 12th along with National Grab Ass

hey sarah it’s national grab boobs day can i grab your boobs “go ahead”

by bobby kills December 12, 2021

boob butter

The sweat under your boobs!

My wife has boob butter after a good workout!

by Boo butter April 12, 2023