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Bitch City

The place where you are sent under extreme levels of bitch from an outside source. Many ex girlfriends, mothers, and politicians come from here.

Bitch City has a mainly monarchist government with one central mayor. She rules over all acts of bitchery including, but not limited to: slashing tires, stopping gay marriage legislation, masturbating to Taylor Lautner, and drowning your new puppy. Its economy is based upon no known systems as bitches tend to make others pay for their every need.

Vacation and Tourism rates have recently reached an all time high in direct correlation to Hillary Clinton's belief that she is a politician.

The mayor of Bitch City may change at any time to fit one's current situation.

Residents of Bitch City can be identified by their generic Facebook defaults in which they are standing with at least 9,000 other girls who all look the same while holding their hand on their hip.

Bitch City was founded mainly by Pilgrims and California whores in 1487.
Bro... she turned out to be the mayor of Bitch City. She wouldn't even give me head in the moon bounce at my brother's seventh birthday party.
by Broseph Stalin III October 14, 2010
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Thirsty Bitch

A non-independent bitch. A female who always rely on her man for ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, always having her hand out for gifts and money. Always asking for something.
Damn Kim a "Thirsty Bitch" always asking her man for something.
by Vally J November 13, 2011
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crazy bitch

A woman who after a break up slashes the tires on your car, burns your clothes, and tries to get you fired from your job then calls you the next day wanting to reconcile.
That crazy bitch keyed my car and then called me for a booty call!
by Krazy Karma January 2, 2009
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bitch bag

large black tote bags with greek sorority letters on the front. can usually be seen being worn by bitchy sorority girls on college campuses nation wide. usually seen as status symbol.
look at amy's new bitch bag, she thinks she's hot shit.
by miss gee June 21, 2008
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Cancel that Bitch

What you say when some random girl or guy is running off at the mouth, talking a lot of nonsense that you don't wanna hear.
random chick:"You're a murderer Nino!"

Nino Brown: "Cancel that bitch, I'll buy another one!"
by ginabelle7 May 17, 2009
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Pocket Bitch

A disposable tool. Someone you keep in your in your back pocket, to use anytime when needed. Not just any bitch, but your bitch. Thrown in the garbage compactor when done with.

Can sometimes be seen holding onto the inside-out of a pocket whilst following behind their master.
Hermaphrodite: "ZAC! Get on your knees and suck my dick BITCH!"
Pocket Bitch: "Yes ma'am"
by Dat Kruk December 4, 2014
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bitch bye

A term used when speaking to a *now* irrelevant, whack ass bitch.
Ex: Is that your boyfriend? ... Not anymore! Bitch BYE!
by Jaegizibe May 23, 2016
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