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Velvet monster

I was unable to behave normally and think straight velvet monster around her having after sex with after once. She had caught me with her velvet monster.
by Chico tmaki August 23, 2023
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rave monster

A rave monster is a person who enjoys raving anytime anywhere, however usually in their home late at night. lurking in the dark these bass addled lunatics develop their own unique style of raving taking it to new extremes.
Dan seems kinda wrecked whats up with that?
I heard the guy is a complete rave monster, probably got blazed and was at it again last night.
by Tyrannosaurus Peng January 19, 2017
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Fanny Monster

A person (generally a dude) who devours fanny.
"Man Tiger Woods goes crazy when he gets a whiff of fanny, I think he slept with like three chicks at that party at Jorge's last week", "Yeah bro, Tiger's a fanny monster all right."
by Don cheadle July 24, 2016
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Lag Monster

When a website that is content heavy and has an extended load time above normal loading rates, it is considered to be that of a lag monster.
Henretta tried to claim the free crypto on the website, but it was such a lag monster that she ended up just using the online mining link instead.
by DaBlockchainPet April 8, 2022
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Cockness Monster

A large serpent bearing resemblance to a penis, often depicted swimming. Commonly drawn in school related materials by more "creative" male classmates. First recorded sighting in a homework planner in 2013.
Student 1: "What the hell is that in my book? Does it have a scrotum for a tail?"
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."
by Dr. River Song January 16, 2015
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Monster

You are a monster by default but you make yourself worse by trying to imitate the creature.
Hym "You're a monster but you will never be the creature."
by Hym Iam July 24, 2022
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MONSTER TRUCK

WHERE YOU FUCKING A FUCKING MONSTEROUSLY HUGE FUCKING TRUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
ME: I WANT TO FUCK A MONSTER TRUCK

FRIEND: ACTUALLY THAT'S MY KITTEN -
by HAHA THIS WEBSITE IS FUCK NUTS December 12, 2021
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