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fresh air monster

When you re heavy drinking in a pub, but you do nt feel drunk, you go outside and instantly get attacked by the fresh air monster,instantly slurring your words and having trouble walking
Jake had drank 10 pints and was nt feeling drunk at all, til he went outside and was attacked by the fresh air monster
by G dogo June 17, 2024
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Mud Monster

I am become this.
Hym "I am become Mud Monster. That I may avoid the inevitable slinging of mud."

Iam "..........."

Hym "Aw... Come on buddy. It's not that bad."

Iam "It's not that it's 'that bad' it's that it's inarguably wrong for them to do it. Which is why they won't even attempt to do so. They care only about motivation."

Hym "Which is why they want to motivate us to 'create some news' for them. They can use the mound of corpses we create (Hypothetically) to bolster their fame. They're like women. 'Oh my! Look how obsessed he was with us!' they'll cry! 'For a limited time only our coffee mugs will be on sale in response to this tragic, TrAgIc event (that we couldn't even be bothered to lift a finger to stop).' Hahahaha!"
by Hym Iam May 17, 2022
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monster & sensations

The true depiction of god. The snack of the demons. Walkers sensations thai sweet chilli with a monster ultra white or red. Inspired by past flings this is a joyous combination of both spice and recollection.
“Oyy dickhead, wtf u want”
Monster & sensations i think.”
“Good choice manslag”
by Lonely celyn May 10, 2018
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Brown Monster

I just dropped a brown monster in the toilet.
by Brownmonster2000 January 12, 2025
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Monster-May

Monster: Give someone a monster letting them know you are still alive but dead inside
I dont know how to express my emotions cory so happy Monster-May
by Faxxs May 1, 2023
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Cookie Monster

A Crack Fiend ; referring to the character on Sesame Street who always needing his cookies.
A Cookie Monster / Fiend : A person who is hunched over , always scatchin their hands and elbows , usually have a low complexion , willing to do sexual acts or give food up for a hit of your crack
by Big_White_La_Flare November 18, 2009
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Mud Monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.
may we all be mud monsters
by goldfishsuck September 18, 2021
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