drug monkey

a body builder who uses growth enhancing drugs such as steroids and human growth hormones.

Look at that drug monkey over there, he needs to lay off the steroids.

by surgerbaby April 25, 2011

Monkey Rolling

Female oral sex.

I hooked up with this chick in a bar and went monkey rolling all night.

by crazyinternetguy December 16, 2010

Corn Monkey

A monkey, native to Hawaii, that swims to California annually. From there it goes to Nebraska, steals all the corn and goes back to Hawaii. Despite this, it is not a pest because they travel in thousands and there feet help loosen the soil.

Did you see the migrating corn monkeys last night?

by ParrotCat July 11, 2010

Junk Monkey

Hoarder who can't stay still long enough to through the crap out. Junk piles everywhere.

I was at Liz's house yesterday, man she's a junk monkey.

by blossombaby June 14, 2011

Lanky Monkey

Some one with long arms and looks like a monkey facially.

That kid looks like an Lanky Monkey

by Grifflas May 3, 2010

Poo Monkey

When you take a poop so big that it is the size of a monkey!!

Dude go in the bathroom and check out my Poo Monkey

by Mike McStoner April 23, 2009

lag monkey

Lag Monkeys are those mysterious primates at cause your internet connection to run way slower than usual by soaking up the bandwidth with streaming p*rn.

Dude 1: My gigabit DSL is running way slow today..
Dude 2: Yeah, must be those damn lag monkeys again.

by Shadow_Sphinx December 16, 2007