Breakfast Meat

Blowjobs in the morning that feel heavenly.

Yo, I woke up to Janice enjoying her breakfast meat, and man it was amazing!

by NoArmsSally March 21, 2016

hairy meat

When you shave and your hair get stuck to ur dick because your sweaty

God damn Gerald I had hairy meat after I banged requisa yesterday

by Ricky bazz February 21, 2019

Meat Sugar

A slang for tasty semen

Please daddy put all of your meat sugar in my mouth!!!!!!!!!

by JTafterdark March 12, 2019

unicorn meat

A large unicorn staff that penetrates even the mightiest of foes.

Oh look Andrew took that unicorn meat like a pro

by Alexgamer219 March 12, 2019

Hamburger Meat

What happens to your man bag when the mesh on your swim trunks rubs against the skin on your meat and two veg because of the salt water of the ocean.

(Also known as chafing)

After jumping the waves, the boy said "mom, I have hamburger meat, can we go to the pool instead?"

by Kmo7 July 20, 2018

Dug meat

Dug meat is fine cuisine often served in small towns such as bonnyrigg and rosewell

Dug neat can also be served with a side of cold beans and a refreshing 50p isotonic to wash it down

Guy 1
"Oh look over there wee brain's oan the dug meat again"

by Not william 69 January 19, 2019

White Meat

Brain tissue. It can have a white appearance.

"DAY-umm! His head be split open right down to the White Meat!"

by bloodonion June 6, 2018