by beatingdatputhy123 May 2, 2021

A potato cunt who laughs like a cut up potato and moves like a sliced potato. She also is a cannibal as she eats ... potatoes.
Me: mum, what’s for tea tonight?
Mum: well, I went to the shop and bought us a nice big Mary edwords
Me: ewwwww
Mum: well, I went to the shop and bought us a nice big Mary edwords
Me: ewwwww
by Gaycie hoe May 16, 2019

Marie is a clever, articulate, good-looking friend with a temper but a heart of gold. She is a massive Chris Evans stan but hopefully hasn‘t seen every single movie starring him because she is about to be gifted one (admittedly not a master piece of filming but at least it has Christ Evans in it)
by Niiinja December 15, 2018

The result where you want to say Barry Mannilow, but you end up saying Mary Bennilow. Also known as a female version of Barry Mannilow.
Guy A: Are you listening to Mary Bennilow?
Guy B: Don't you mean Barry Mannilow?
Guy A: I would, but in this song, he sounds a bit more femme than usual.
Guy B: Don't you mean Barry Mannilow?
Guy A: I would, but in this song, he sounds a bit more femme than usual.
by asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfY July 5, 2018

by Her frienddddd November 24, 2021

by CalvinFL December 14, 2022

Literally the love of my live couldn’t live without them. They’re the prettiest person ive ever seen i hope they stay forever by my side and that i marry them one day <3
by Glirija July 15, 2021
