by latkaz November 11, 2014
A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.
Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”
by emineminem22 June 28, 2024
one of your friends comes up behind you and kicks your leg, you fall over and yell "fag-muffin" and inflict physical pain on him/her.
by lesley martins April 22, 2010
by E tha Mutha Fukin D OG December 30, 2017
A phrase describing a rather large, clumsy bearded homo. Who has an affinity for Beamers, Ky jelly and banana hammocks.
by HK McGruber January 19, 2011
A muffin head is a boy who dates 5th graders(a muffin head is in 6th grade). A muffin head likes to say something nice t you and go flirt with other girls in 5th grade, leaving you thinking that he likes you but he don't
by kayllaii April 21, 2019
by Whyisallwordstaken May 09, 2021