March 3

National send a pic of that sweet sumptuous ass to your bf and let him do whatever he wants with it BUT he owes you whatever other kind of picture you would want.

“Omg babe it’s march 3 sent me an ass pic”
“Ok bae but you owe me a dick pic”
“Bet now send it over”

by Eggsarefromcows March 02, 2023

March 3

National titties day!!! Any girls that are your friends have to show you their tits on March 3, if not, they aren’t real friends.

“Hey, did you know that March 3 is national titties day?”

by IceCube7856 March 13, 2023

March 11th

National give your girlfriend your hoodie day.

On March 11th, you will pick a hoodie and give it to your girlfriend. Your girlfriend will keep that hoodie as long as she wants.

by Obtuse Rubber Goose March 10, 2024

March 11th

National give your girlfriend your hoodie day

Give your girlfriend any one of your sweaters and she decides when to give it back on March 11th

by Obtuse Rubber Goose March 10, 2024

March 11th

National trade your hoodie day

Trade you hoodie with your bf and hell trade his, return next day

It's March 11th, trade your hoodie

by OhYea327 May 11, 2023

March 11th

It’s March 11th , Today is national boo on dudes named jackson day!!!

“why is everyone being mean to me today??” - jackson

“haven’t you heard march 11th is national boo on jackson’s day!”

by ppux March 11, 2024

MILF Madness March

Males can only have sex or masturbate with a MILF (Unless you are gay, if so, do it with a DILF.) For Females you do the same, but with a DILF (Unless you are a lesbian, if so, do it with a MILF.) Passing will let you do Anal Annihilation April.

MILF Madness March is basically NNN for children

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022