busch light day

national day for bush light, cuz who doesn’t need busch light in their life

busch light day is the day to get fucked up and have a great time with your brotha’s

by cdmax March 17, 2021

uncomfortable laughter

the sound that people make when you fuck up and tell a bad joke or say something wrong. usually ends up with people leaving you and you all alone. good job

someone: “hey hehehe *insert bad joke*”
everyone else: “*uncomfortable laughter*

the entire room: “help”

lame person: “y’all heard this homo did that”
closeted gay: “*uncomfortable laughter* *sips tea in fear*”

by heyyyy bestie April 1, 2021

Jeann lighted

When someone accuses you of gas lighting when in actual fact you are trying go help

She jeann lighted me when I asked her how was her day

by Urstewpitt May 2, 2021

Pilot Light

A situation where a business lacks management and direction and slowly descends into a shit show.

This business is currently pilot lighting. Imagine how shit all the staff would feel

by Revs May 13, 2021

Bazz lighter

the cousin of Buzz lightyear and the freind of bazz jazzyford

light that sky Bazz lighter

by eeeeeeeeee ee e e e e e e e June 15, 2021

Reset Light

A light that makes the value of your house go up

I put 3 reset lights in and increased my house value $10,000

by Garza M July 9, 2021

Constipated laughter

The painful lingering feeling resulting from laughter that’s caused by some ass hole trying to impress people who ride upon him/her like a horse, with a joke that they try so hard to laugh at, butt try so hard they sound like they are squeezing their esophagus like that of an intestine.

Ass hole: “blah blah” (probably trying to belittle somebody or desecrate something)
Plebs/pions: *as their throat tightens to the point of suffocation* “bahahahaha hehehehe whowhowhowho” <— the resulting constipated laughter of something that’s only wanna be funny
Me:omg somebodies gona lay something with that kinda level contraction.

by Seriously silly South July 11, 2021