turning off lights
by Abby and mp language March 30, 2025
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Hym "With the lights off. That's how. You know what I had to do with the lights off? I had to sit in the hallway and charge my
phone so that I would have enough charge to ensure that my alarm would go off because I had to WORK. Motherfucker. I had to walk to Motherfuckerin WORK. House is full of garbage. If I don't run the AC 24/7 it begins to stink. I refuse to clean my room Jordan. You know who wasn't there to turn my fucking lights back on?
Hym "With the lights off. That's how. You know what I had to do with the lights off? I had to sit in the hallway and charge my
phone so that I would have enough charge to ensure that my alarm would go off because I had to WORK. Motherfucker. I had to walk to Motherfuckerin WORK. House is full of garbage. If I don't run the AC 24/7 it begins to stink. I refuse to clean my room Jordan. You know who wasn't there to turn my fucking lights back on?
Not YOU. That's not even my first time sitting in the dark for days either. You think I called my employer and said 'Hey, I would love to work this week but I just don't have the lights on at my house! So I'm just going to sit here in the hallway of my apartment and charge my phone that has both a broke charger port AND A BROKEN CHARGER... I have to jam the male end of the charger up in to the port and then wrap the cord around the phone and if I don't do it just right the phone won't charge. I'm going to have to sit there and tap my phone through the charger cable because without electricity I have nothing else to do other then re-reading comic books and playing card games against the memory of my former coworker's deck. So sorry Amy. I'm just not going to be able to do anything this week and yes you still need to pay me.' Do you think that is what I did? No. I had to do it all with the lights off. Did I get any credit for that? Did I get any praise? I know you're going to pat yourselves on the backs. Look at this. You are refusing to do something I was compelled to do by necessity."
by Hym Iam October 24, 2025
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"Park Anywhere Lights": A humorous term for using the hazard lights—featuring a triangle-shaped symbol on the button in the center of the vehicle console—to temporarily park in restricted zones, like double yellow lines. This is often done to quickly drop someone off, run a brief errand, or deliver something, with the expectation of swiftly leaving before authorities arrive.
Frank: Alright, Lee, I’ll just drop you off here real quick.
Lee: But Frank, you can’t park here! It’s double yellow lines!
Frank: No worries, I my used "The park anywhere lights "!
Lee: LOL, I don’t think that works like that, Frank.
Police Officer: Excuse me, sir, do you realize you’re parked illegally?
Frank: Oh, sorry officer, I thought my car was overheating, so I had to pull over and put the hazards on. Seems fine now!
Police Officer: Uh-huh, well, just be careful next time.
Frank: Absolutely, officer! Thanks for head up.
Frank drives away, grinning and laughing to himself.
Lee: But Frank, you can’t park here! It’s double yellow lines!
Frank: No worries, I my used "The park anywhere lights "!
Lee: LOL, I don’t think that works like that, Frank.
Police Officer: Excuse me, sir, do you realize you’re parked illegally?
Frank: Oh, sorry officer, I thought my car was overheating, so I had to pull over and put the hazards on. Seems fine now!
Police Officer: Uh-huh, well, just be careful next time.
Frank: Absolutely, officer! Thanks for head up.
Frank drives away, grinning and laughing to himself.
by Jamie Cheese November 4, 2025
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'Nothing dear, just a bit of glare from the lights'.
'Nothing dear, just a bit of glare from the lights'.
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Turn Out The Lights (also known as Jerry Kilowatt) is a creature created by Trevor Henderson.
Appearance
Since there is only 1 picture of TOTL, with him being only a silhouette, so it is unknown what exactly he looks like. However, it is presumed that he looks like the figure on the sign in the picture reading "Leaving last? Turn out the lights!", a cartoon character that appears to look like it's from an old show, similar to the other cartoon monsters. He has dark zig-zag shaped limbs and a white, light bulb head. He also has white gloves with the lines commonly seen among cartoon characters, and on the gloves of Cartoon Cat and Cartoon Dog, supporting the theory that he is their relative, or has a similar origin.
Turn Out The Lights (also known as Jerry Kilowatt) is a creature created by Trevor Henderson.
Appearance
Since there is only 1 picture of TOTL, with him being only a silhouette, so it is unknown what exactly he looks like. However, it is presumed that he looks like the figure on the sign in the picture reading "Leaving last? Turn out the lights!", a cartoon character that appears to look like it's from an old show, similar to the other cartoon monsters. He has dark zig-zag shaped limbs and a white, light bulb head. He also has white gloves with the lines commonly seen among cartoon characters, and on the gloves of Cartoon Cat and Cartoon Dog, supporting the theory that he is their relative, or has a similar origin.
by Your bob August 31, 2022
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Philip: (lights fart with match and is engulfed in flames).
Terrance: You burned yourself to death by lighting your farts! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
Philip: (lights fart with match and is engulfed in flames).
Terrance: You burned yourself to death by lighting your farts! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
by joseph blough April 19, 2025
Get the See The Northern Lights mug.This is a common cult phrase typically used between 79 series landcruiser owners. It translates to "I've had a few beers, and I once sucked off a bloke for $20...can you spare me $20"
While at a 79 series event. All of the 79 series owners stood around in a circle. The guy with the biggest 4 wheeled mortgage says, "I can chop a maloo off the lights". All the 79 series owners line up at the overpriced fuck hut and exchange $20s to suck each other's dicks.
by Harry bartole May 26, 2022
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