A real white man but also black can’t pull any bitches he stays stuck on a mid looking woman who has HIV. When you see him you’ll know that he is the definition of getting no bitches.
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Person 1: Hey, do you know a guy named Kevin J*n? I heard he's coming to the party.
Person 2: No fucking way, Kevin? I hate that motherfucker.
Person 2: No fucking way, Kevin? I hate that motherfucker.
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