Get the half-great-great-great-nephewmug. When you break an item in half with the intention of sharing and you keep the larger half for yourself.
by Brogantac August 11, 2017
Get the hebrew halfmug. When you are drinking and are not blackout drunk but on the verge of becoming blackout, not at the moment but relatively soon.
by Jakeing24 October 1, 2021
Get the Half Past Fucked Upmug.
Get the half-grandnephewmug. A woman with an ass so fat it makes up half of her body mass. Yes. I have literally seen women like this
by the funny one January 27, 2022
Get the Half assmug.
Get the half-first cousin-nephewmug. When your girl is taking a shit, and she accepts your dick in her mouth until completion. She gave you half a cookie.
Him “we haven’t had sex in forever”
Her “what? I gave you half a cookie earlier today”
Friend in room “what is half a cookie?”
Her “i sucked him off while i was taking a shit”
Him “i got to get it where i can”
Her “what? I gave you half a cookie earlier today”
Friend in room “what is half a cookie?”
Her “i sucked him off while i was taking a shit”
Him “i got to get it where i can”
by Cookie-monster December 11, 2024
Get the Half a Cookiemug.