Half-break

When you are eating and you're full, but you refuse to admit it to yourself, so you just take a little break about halfway into a meal.

Person 1: Half-Break!
Person 2: Dude you're full right?
Person 1: No, I'm just taking a half break...

Half-break by SWS_PTV_BVB_Love_You September 7, 2013

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i'd break her in half

a phrase used in describing an attractive female whose figure is far too petite for hardcore sexual intercourse.

Commonly heard from the lips of a rather large and/or cocky male figure who feels his brute force may, in fact, injure the above-mentioned female.

(hott girl walks by)

Hyper Guy: Dude, check her out! Boy, what I'd do for a night with that...

Cool Guy: Whatever man, I'd break her in half. Let's go hit on the softball team.

Hyper Guy: Good idea!

i'd break her in half by Sam Polk December 16, 2008

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break her in half

Typically used with the preceeding pronoun "her", a metaphor used when having sex/nailing/fucking a girl (commonly referred to as a slut, hoe or bitch) so vigorously that you could visualize splitting her in half up the centre (or up the back, respectively). Usually referring to a slim tall girl, or a cute, tiny petite one.

Often used in the degrading sense by a male among his peers to raise his esteem.

"I picked up the hottest slut at the bar last weekend: she was blonde, fit body, tight ass; the works. We're going out for drinks tonight :D.... I cant wait to take that bitch home and break her in half!"

break her in half by Darius69 July 11, 2006

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breaking a chick in half

When Eiffle Towering a chick goes wrong...

One day we decided to do some swingers. After doing an Eiffle Tower, we decided it would be better by breaking a chick in half.

breaking a chick in half by Mr. Mike Long Peterson November 8, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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