yourius-gold

gold texture on a virtual item but its made by the legend himself, yourius
piss gold = ❌
pixelated gold = ❌
realistic gold = ❌
empyror gold = ❌
yourius-gold = 🤩

me: bro you have yourius-gold on that ugc it looks sick
random: yourius is literally him bro let him cook
yourius: im literally him

by blvqq March 9, 2024

Champion Gold

To roll up the well-known and popular weekend football coupon and bash a bird over the head with it during intercourse.

Here, mate... I gave that cow there a Champion Gold right on the back of the nogging last night in the back office. She loved it.

by LoyalWilliam91 March 25, 2024

Pure gold

cocaine

That blow is “pure gold” baby!

I did a bump of that “pure gold” and now I can't feel my face.

This “pure gold” is what Lil Baby was talking about.

by PMJ77 March 26, 2024

Pure gold

cocaine

That blow is “pure gold” baby!

I did a bump of that “pure gold” and now I can't feel my face.

This “pure gold” is what Lil Baby was talking about.

by PMJ77 March 26, 2024

Couple Goals

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the III and Astrid Hofferson. They are the epitome of couple goals.

I dunno what to use as an example for this, they're just couple goals, it's true.

by helloiamailec April 3, 2024

Own goal

Changing your own news descriptor from “alleged rapist” to “actual rapist”.

The verdict on actual rapist, Bruce Lehrmann’s two counts of rape in Toowoomba, Queensland have yet to be passed down. (Example for “own goal”)

by grimjimslim April 15, 2024

Agressive Gold Fish

The act of getting your head stuck in a fish bowl full of water. Next, frantically masturbate with the goal of finishing before you pass out and drown in the fish bowl.

Jordan was delighted at the thought of adding some spice to his life by ending his night with an agressive gold fish. This would be much more enjoyable then banging the deadfish of a lay in his bedroom one more time.

by Grumpy Zakizzle May 18, 2024