Five

The 58 year old drama queen from The Umbrella Academy

"Who's that adorable kid from The Umbrella Academy?"
"Oh that's Five. And he's actually 58."

by scaredpottah? February 24, 2019

Five Finger Discount

An all black person metal band

Have you heard the black metal band "Five Finger Discount"

by PatrioticLynx March 1, 2019

five o’cloffic

A contraction of the phrase “5 o’clock traffic”

God I hate five o’cloffic!

by long live poland May 6, 2019

Five Hundred Crickets

For when you feel the need to waste an absurd amount of money on an equally absurd Item

Alright Dave don't do anything stupid with your first paycheck.
I'm going to go order Five Hundred Crickets!
...Why the fuck do I bother

by Dastvan June 3, 2019

Five Knuckle Shuffle

When sticking your fist in someone’s anus and wiggling it around violently for pleasure.

This weekend my girl wants me to give her the five knuckle shuffle

by thicccboy99 June 12, 2019

Fiver

Short for a five star which is a hard slap on the back that is painful. It's a term used by middle schoolers and young teens

let me give you a fiver.
Threaten me and I'll give you a fiver

by kcis June 24, 2019

Fiveby5

A group of faggots who try to be George Ezra

There a load of fiveby5’s

by Yupthetown July 24, 2019