The French Special

A term for a man’s “Speedo” bathing suit

Ex: “Oh my god Gertrude, look! Alberts wearing The French Special to the beach today!”
Ex2: “Damn look at that French special”

by ShoompaLoomp January 12, 2023

French Tickle

When a French person pulls out a baguette and proceeds to tickle you with it

“Man, Me and my girl just did the french tickle

by Spaceracer69 July 8, 2023

French Tickler

A Popular French Condom Brand.

Oh Stacy, Get Me A French Tickler Please! Get Ready For The Ride Of Your Life.

by Cinnabonlord September 7, 2022

calin the french frie

Anyone named Calin is a french frie, change my mind.

Who is that looking ass hypocrite wanna-be top?
Oh? That girl? She is Calin
RUN! IT'S CALIN THE FRENCH FRIE

by chüuya April 20, 2020

French Lightning Sword

With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.

I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

excuse my french

“excuse my french” is use before or after you swear

Boyfriend: excuse my french this bitch bad

Girlfriend * speechless *

by coochie devour April 29, 2023

French nostril

So basically the guy will cum up the nose and the person will snort it in.

Yeah I gave my girl the French nostril now she can’t breath out of the right side of her nose

by Koolaidketchup December 12, 2024