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French Grammar

The most mind-numbing grammar ever invented
"English speakers must not be able to speak out language, but how will we accomplish such a task?"

Make the French grammar impossible to do unless it is a native speaker?"
by Parsival.2222 September 26, 2022
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Peeling french fries

"Peeling french fries" is a phrase meaning "Doing everything except the logical answer to something"
"Dude, we just backed into a ditch!"
"Don't worry, I'll just back out of it" *starts trying to back out of the ditch*
"You're peeling french fries!"
by IncyIncoming September 28, 2022
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International french hate day

October 17 is International hate the French day. So spend today hating the French more then you normally do
Shut it you surrender monkey. Happy International french hate day
by Jwharris44 October 17, 2022
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French fry boy

A tall sexy boy who is white or black.
by Maskman December 7, 2021
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French Toast

A Nor-Cal, certified dork version of a very common cuss word.
Instead of cussing the usual way, I much prefer to use French Toast!
by SuperDoooooope December 23, 2021
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French Bias

1 French Bias describes every situation you commented on positive or negative but always develops to the most catastrophic result.
2 Being able to take so many hits that the enemy loses its endurance to continue beating.
"The Grosser Kurfürst was just melting the Jean Bart B with it's secondary armament when French Bias hit and french damage saturation reached it's full potential: Even though the GK was at 90 000 HP, Jean Bart deleted it in a matter of seconds."
by N7_Machine December 26, 2021
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French Guy

Hym "I think he's mad we called his wife a whore by way of extension..."

Iam "Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"

Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."

Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"

Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"

Iam ☺️

Hym "Now get back to work!"

Iam 😑
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
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