Edible Donkey Splatter

A heaping glob of donkey shit.

"Go eat a glob of edible donkey splatter"

by Skizoo May 24, 2022

Donkey Show

Where Democrat politicians display their grasp of reality when interviewing aspirants.

The applicant wondered wether to wear her medals to the Donkey Show on Capitol Hill later that week or not.

by Maggie T February 20, 2025

Squab donkey

When you are banging your girl so hard she squirts everywhere but then suddenly poops as well. Becoming a Squab Donkey

Ended up a nasty mess because my chick totally squab donkeys

by Running hatchet December 7, 2018

Ripe Donkey

When a person is dumb ass fuck and is an ass he then is a ripe donkey.

you ripe donkey.

by il_squid April 10, 2022

donkey

=human.

A: are u a donkey?
B: of course.

by azdinovem April 2, 2017

Donkey neck combover

When a she-male has overgrown pubes

Did you hear that Jeremy’s mother has a donkey neck combover

by Bungus smoker June 12, 2022

donkey crying

Donkey crying is when you cry, really, really hard while making an ugly face and whailing loudly. So much so that you look and sound like a donkey.

Guy 1; "The other day Cara broke up with me, we were together for 5 years, so naturally, I donkey cried for hours."
Guy 2; "When my Ex left me I couldn't go five minutes without donkey crying."

by Lee da Bee March 26, 2016