A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.
Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.
Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011
Get the Punching my clownmug. when you think someone feels the same but they don’t
when you like someone you shouldn’t
when you go back to your ex after he said he’s changed
when you like someone you shouldn’t
when you go back to your ex after he said he’s changed
by clownin’ November 2, 2019
Get the clownmug. A silly person.
How would you like to go to a show and the guy telling jokes is pleading with the audience for them to take his shit seriously or blurting out that he's really just doing this to get rich and powerful, not because he really likes it. It wouldn't be a good night, it would be a disaster waiting to happen. The worst kind of clown is the one that wants to get taken seriously, or is more offended by the audience than the audience is by them.
He/she looked and sounded entirely too serious for the clown that he/she always was as a kid.
He/she looked and sounded entirely too serious for the clown that he/she always was as a kid.
by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
Get the Clownmug. The circus of clowns rode the herd of war elephants on a pillaging rampage.
When Tim woke up, his worst nightmare had been realized: a circus of clowns had abducted him in his sleep.
When Tim woke up, his worst nightmare had been realized: a circus of clowns had abducted him in his sleep.
by biggitylogos May 8, 2014
Get the circus of clownsmug. by This Nema Isn't Spelled Wrogn September 3, 2022
Get the Clownmug. This is the type of talking that occurs in organisations, typically, between Marketing and Finance departments.
Whatever is said is generally not logical or contains substance. The main purpose is for humour.
Whatever is said is generally not logical or contains substance. The main purpose is for humour.
Let's stop the tomfoolery and clown to clown communication we need the financial overview for our marketing pitch by the end of today
by killymilly31 March 10, 2023
Get the Clown to clown communicationmug. Clown pussy is a phrase used to describe a person who dresses disheveled, has little money, and has a dirty older car. Dirty in this case means filled with moldy food, dirty clothes, possible sexual items, among other things.
Come on man, I just worked on clown pussys car. Don't give me another one, I had to shower for hours after the first one.
by Splooge Master123 July 14, 2025
Get the Clown pussymug.