Friends Christian School

UMMM 7th grade at this school sucks and the popular girls are so klicky and lame and sporty

ANNOYING = Friends Christian School

by EhhIMnotWeird January 29, 2023

christian seow

TOld ya christian. Its a strong soul who can lift things mentally but not physically. a weakling basically

christian seow, said dason, i told ya so

by madhottie November 23, 2021

baby christian

A nonsensical concept.

Donald Trump is a baby Christian.

by A Jazzy Man-esque December 08, 2020

Popcorn Christian

Someone who randomly decides when they want to, and when they don't want to be a Christian.

I am not a popcorn christian.

by liveforgiving July 16, 2022

Christian dickpic

Demanding that a top is actually a bottom and trying to force them to be a bottom

Dude I got with this girl and she tried to pull a Christian dickpic on me

by Bussieblasta December 06, 2021

Christian Frates

A voice actor and YouTuber who lives with autism.

Christian Frates did a great Eartha Kitt impression!

by Cwf1997 November 04, 2020

Webslingin’ Christianity

A form of Christianity popular with Italian dock workers in their late 20s. Founded in the port of Savona, Italy. Uniforms are required for mass, anything that can be described as a religious gathering or public meeting in general, bedtime, and any and all crimefighting even if it involves the use of anything spider-related. Followers of this religion maintain good relations with the Pope, are often seen with either the Pope himself or Nick Fury, and above all, are sarcastic jokesters as they live and breath.

Surely you’ve heard of Mattia Villardita, the founder of Webslingin’ Christianity?

by SmileyTrek July 02, 2021