A dry bun that's bigger than average, containing a microscopic piece of meat that's even dryer than the bread. If you like eating sawdust, be sure to try!
Chris claimed “I'm making my world famous award winning juicy moist burgers” and Stephanie knew her mouth was about to be drier than a nuns crotch!
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Smooshed Burger

A sex position where a man lays on a large woman while another large woman lays atop him.
I'd love to make a smooshed burger with them!
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GRANNY BURGERS

Clapped unittttt
Oh my god Granny Burgers, you’re an absolute U.N.I.T!
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Durr Burger

A fat slobbernaggle that suffers with penis envy. Has a peanut for a weiner. He also comes with a combo of malnourished quail eggs. A fat, natural arching penis wrinkle, who fights like floyd mayweather with muscular dystrophy.
Omg he is such a durr burger!
Stop being such a durr.
Mid ass D!
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CBD Burger

An item on the menu of Carl’s Jr.
A burger with pickled jalapeños, pepper jack cheese and CBD-infused sauce on April 20 from a single location in Denver, Colorado.
Luigi: Hey, Mario, Did you know they have CBD burgers at Carl’s Jr.?

or…

Jimmy Neutron: Now for some good old fashioned CBD burger!
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Burger King Berger

The name of my firstborn child
Person 1: Hey have you tried that new burger?
Person 2: Of course! I had to get a taste of Burger King Berger 🥴
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Burger Match

A burger match is when you or your friend challenge you to do something amazing and if you succeed you earn a burger, on them.
I got a burger match idea, do a backflip right now.
by T O A D YT August 30, 2022
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