The act of dipping your cock in a back of sugar then proceeding to slap your relative in the face with it
by Quandale Dingle Wingle July 20, 2022
Get the Powder Picklemug. PICKLE PRESS. PRESS. THAT. SHIT. AHHHHHHRGHRHGRHRHHHHH. So what is a pickle press you may ask?
Pickle press: the act of cooling the warm moist pickle on the nice and cool window. OR. the act of trying to get the pickle stuck IN WINTER TIME BECAUSE YOU ARE A MANIAC. anyway. Remember gizmoa lovely innocent cat. never. EVER. EVER PICKLE PRESS IN THE WINTER. Gizmo: *meow*. don't worry the cat will be JUST FINE. anyway. let's put the pickle press into a greater context of deeper understanding while we transcend into the wilker milker galaxy AND FIND THE ULTIMATE GIZMO PICKLE.
Pickle press: the act of cooling the warm moist pickle on the nice and cool window. OR. the act of trying to get the pickle stuck IN WINTER TIME BECAUSE YOU ARE A MANIAC. anyway. Remember gizmoa lovely innocent cat. never. EVER. EVER PICKLE PRESS IN THE WINTER. Gizmo: *meow*. don't worry the cat will be JUST FINE. anyway. let's put the pickle press into a greater context of deeper understanding while we transcend into the wilker milker galaxy AND FIND THE ULTIMATE GIZMO PICKLE.
Gizmocat: *meows innocently*
(HELP. HELP ME. HELP HELP)
Kelly Gordys women: GORDY!
Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass.
So now we are here and you have reached the end. Now you have a deeper UNDERSTANIDNG. sorry. Um. deeper understanding. of... THE PICKLE PRESS.
(HELP. HELP ME. HELP HELP)
Kelly Gordys women: GORDY!
Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass.
So now we are here and you have reached the end. Now you have a deeper UNDERSTANIDNG. sorry. Um. deeper understanding. of... THE PICKLE PRESS.
by milkthatwilklittleleeeeooooo.L February 21, 2024
Get the Pickle Pressmug. by wafflefuck March 20, 2015
Get the Pickle Fuckmug. A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").
"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."
by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 3, 2024
Get the Jelly bean and pickle sandwichmug. by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025
Get the Speed Bag the Picklemug. A toxic and awful person that pretends to be nice until they get what they want after which revealing they are indeed pickle
by Pturner693 November 17, 2021
Get the Honey Picklemug. The Pickle Chin, short for boy I'm really boutta get to yo pickle chin, is a meme sometimes used as either a joke, or an insult.
Joe: "Bob, I must inform you that I am at the stage where I am going to be arriving at your posterior which belongs to a person where the most southern part on their head looks similar to a cucumber that has been soaking in vinegar for an extensive amount of time, or, in layman's terms, a pickle. The entirety of your head also appears to be shaped like an egg, more specifically the egg of a chicken. It also, at the same time, happens to look like multiple vegetable that are considered "collared greens." I must also say that you have presumably not bathed or cleansed yourself in any way for quite a while, as being near you provides discomfort to my nose in the form of a smell, and you also have a large amount of dirt and dust on your body and clothes. Your hair also seems to be cut in the shape of a large sphere or ovoid, more commonly referred to as an afro. You also appear to have applied the popular beauty product known as lip gloss to your chin, making it shiny. With all that said, I arrive at the conclusion that due to all of your physical appearance, you are distasteful to the average eye, which happens to include my eye. To put it bluntly, boy I'm really boutta get to yo pickle chin ahh boy, egg head like collard greens head ass boy, oh hell nah boy yo dirt ahh boy stank ahh boy afro head ahh, lip gloss chin ahh boy ugly ahh boi."
Bob: "what in the name of kfc did you just say"
Joe: "The Pickle Chin, short for boy I'm really boutta get to yo pickle chin is a meme."
Bob: "what in the name of kfc did you just say"
Joe: "The Pickle Chin, short for boy I'm really boutta get to yo pickle chin is a meme."
by fishisthebest September 15, 2023
Get the The Pickle Chinmug.