Apple Pie

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I don't want your apple pie, mama.

by fuhuhluhtoogan_killer April 25, 2024

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Get the Apple Piemug.

Apple jacked

When someone puts amphetamines in your apple jacks cereal

Shit I'm hella apple jacked and having a panic attack who keeps doing this!!!?

by Fuc biden May 27, 2021

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Get the Apple jackedmug.

Taco the apple cart

When the scrotum is grabbed, folded in half and then stepped on.

Dude, I asked Tommy to taco the apple cart and he called me a bastard.

by Aemorris April 20, 2011

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Get the Taco the apple cartmug.

"Apple Inc." is this infuriating company that thinks they're the kings and queens of the tech world.

They flaunt their precious iPhones, iPads, and Mac computers like they're the only ones worth having. They make you believe that if you don't own their products, you're missing out on life. Well, guess what? They're just a bunch of money-hungry tech giants! Their prices are through the roof, and they keep releasing new versions faster than you can say "apple pie." It's like they're playing mind games, making you feel inadequate if you don't have the latest gadget. Ugh!

So, don't let their fancy packaging and shiny logos fool you, there are other options out there that won't drain your wallet and your sanity!

So, I was checking out the latest Apple Inc. product in the store. You know, the one with the eye-watering price tag? Yeah, that one. I couldn't help but chuckle to myself, thinking, "Ah, Apple, always finding new ways to make our wallets cry and our bank accounts scream." It's like they have a secret plan to drain our savings while making us believe we're getting the best of the best.

Clever, but not fooling me, Apple. Not fooling me at all.

by 4uffin July 4, 2023

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