Asshole Motorboating

The act of someone putting their nose in their partner's asshole, and they fart, creating a dirtier alternative to motorboating.

Dude, I was totally motorboating this milf, and we wanted to take it to the next level. Meet asshole motorboating suckas!

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Asshole

Asshole by anonymous October 9, 2020

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A hoax condition for someone whose behavior presents as Asbergers Syndrome, but technically hasn't been clinically diagnosed with Asbergers.

If I didn't know you were such a huge asshole, I'd swear you had Assholebergers.

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An asshole is arrogant, abrasive and smart, but he is not disingenuous. He may be fully aware that he is an asshole and he may take pride in it.

Bill Maher is an asshole.

Asshole by Bbag05 October 19, 2020

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When someone suffers from being an incredible asshole all the time.

I thought Jim was in a bad mood, but I was wrong, he suffers from assholetahism.

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someone who is stingy and greedy and overall just mean and rude

Dude devin is an asshole he never lets me play his xbox atleast you do bro

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the middle of the ass crack where your shit comes out of

“OMG MY ASSHOLE IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE AFTER TACOBELL

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