Turtle cheeching

Performing a blow job on a soft penis.

"Donald has ED so Becky spends all night turtle cheeching."

by Tallulah Grey August 10, 2024

Turtle Soup

When you finishing off Noct. You get Turtle soup.

He sprayed his turtle soup all over her!

by Noctshell October 25, 2025

turtling the crack

Anal sex with a condom on. The condom is a protective shell.

"Bro, were you rawdogging her last night?"
"No way man, I was turtling the crack!"

by Your_WorstNightmare_ November 24, 2025

turtle head

When you have to take a mad dump and the shit is starting to almost protrude out your anus

Friend : hey bud are u okay

You: No I have a turtle head poking out

by CanadianComputerGuy December 2, 2025

Turtle’s Shoulders

The next stage of having Turtle’s Head.

Forget having a Turtle’s Head, the line was so long for the toilets that I ended up with a Turtle’s Shoulders

by GoodinBed December 13, 2025

Gooey turtle

What Sam's old lady does every night to him

She made gooey turtle right on his face

by LAP2023 January 17, 2023

turtling

(adj.) The state of having one's penis pull up into the body and disappear beyond the foreskin, like a turtle's head. More common in overweight men.

Look at that big fat guy over there, he's totally turtling!

by J. A. Anschütz January 26, 2023