Baby bear moment

when something happens and it works out just right
Wow its the perfect temperature today
Yah man its definitely a baby bear moment.
by Grimm Brothers March 26, 2011
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two bear mambo

Two strong adversaries engaged in a battle both will ultimately loose.
The senator realized he had no choice but to engage in the two bear mambo with his counterpart across the aisle.
by That’s what oasis February 13, 2018
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Freakish Cluster Bear

The Freakish Cluster Bear is the most fearsome creature ever known, by any being, celestial or otherwise, it killed Jesus, birthed Satan, skull fucked Chuck Norris and shit on your mothers chest. At first there was nothing, emptiness, cold. Then there was the Freakish Cluster Bear, rampaging through the cosmos creating Heaven, Hell, Earth, God, Satan, Buddah, Shiva and Allah. They sprang up from the virtual oceans of fear, let forth from the stars. It is foretold that, at the end of time, the Freakish Cluster Bear will be released from his bonds by the Chosen One, who will rise up among men to free the Creator. The Freakish Cluster Bear wil then take up its run through the cosmos and decimate all in its path, cleansing the world of all non-believers and those that are unworthy, creating a new utopia for all of his children to thrive and prosper in for all of time.
Accept the the teachings of the Chosen One and let him lead us to utopia of the Freakish Cluster Bear.

The second coming of the Freakish Cluster Bear is upon us.
by Sir Grifficus February 07, 2010
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Weaving the bear loom

When someone rakes their fingernails through your thick back hair during sex.
Dude, that chick was a freak, straight pro at weaving the bear loom.
by _PoohBear January 14, 2010
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Beached polar bear

When a person the size of a whale and a white as a polar bear chases you down because he’s mad or has temperamental problems
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bear cub syndrome

When in winter time your children want to sit up under or hang around you
My kids have been around me all day. It's the bear cub syndrome.
by Shay3030 January 11, 2018
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chatting bear waffles

When someone is talking rubbish about someone or something.
Yeah she was chatting bear waffles
by Justafunnygirl January 26, 2020
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