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A fucking retard

"See, he's saying words... And you're just saying the opposite! So I can just do that too!"
Hym "I mean, he's a fucking retard. And no it is not my fault that you sat here for 5 years straight mocking me while an infection ate my brainz and ignoring every word that I said. What the fuck is wrong with you? You didn't even consider for a second that you would have to listen to what I was saying? It's just ridiculous!"
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
mugGet the A fucking retardmug.

fuck cup

Someone puts their dick in a cup and fucks it
Sam: "What did you do at the party last night?"
Kevin: "We did a fuck cup."
by the cup fucker October 17, 2020
mugGet the fuck cupmug.

Cluster-fuck

1) A term used to describe a series of events or more than one in a collective group of fucked up situations that come together in one gigantic chaotic situation.

2) Term used to describe an orgy

3) A single clueless, air brained individual that inevitably messes up everything they touch.
1) My promotion to Supervisor and placed on salary along with the added extra hours has turned out to be one huge Cluster-fuck.

2) My Bro Ziggy and I banged three really hot chicks the other night in the most awesome and spontaneous sorority Cluster-fuck ever.

3) I let my girlfriend drive my car while hers was being serviced and she slammed into a parked police car while reading a text from her BFF and turns out the bitch had a suspended license for the exact same violation three other times, what a cluster-fuck.
by Chief Rock-a-Ho May 5, 2014
mugGet the Cluster-fuckmug.

nickle fuck

Someone who accepts a payment of one nickel for a sexual act.
“Hey why does he have only nickels in his pockets? It’s 2 am!”

“He’s a nickle fuck.”
by hottest cheeto March 18, 2024
mugGet the nickle fuckmug.

Fucking awsome youtuber

by MrHummer July 18, 2022
mugGet the Fucking awsome youtubermug.

This fucking close

This is how close you are to snapping. But it can be used in virtually any way, so there's multiple possibilities. Don't forget to show everyone how close you are after using it.
Brittney: Oh my gooooosh, I'm this fucking close to throwing hands with that bitch!!
Jessica: I totally know what you mean, I'm this fucking close to kissing Bryan!!

Greg: Hey bro, I'm this fucking close to being at your house.
James: That's cool bro, I'm this fucking close to finishing this game!
by MeepMoopPeepPoop December 2, 2020
mugGet the This fucking closemug.

Fucked up

Me and the boys went to the bar we got fucked up
by anonymous September 17, 2020
mugGet the Fucked upmug.

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