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FUCKING BIG NONCE

Some one who likes to touch kids and is big
by D4n13lx1thenonceslayer December 1, 2018
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fuck it

The moment you drop the fear, kill the overthinking and just act. “Fuck it” is what you say when you're done second-guessing and ready to either burn it down or build something bold. Also the name of a secure, exclusive, no-BS email service - built for people who live life on the edge of creation and want an address with actual attitude.
Boss: “We still need three more reports and the presentation deck before Monday.”
You: “Fuck it, I’m going to Bali.”
by lapinkulta August 6, 2025
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Fuck beans

Beans that have been fermenting in the male buttocks for an extensive amount of time.
by Beanboi123 March 12, 2019
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Fuck

Fuck comes from Fornication Under Consent of the King. In the Middle-Ages in England you needed to ask permisson from your king to make children.
Dear Lord and saviour, my King,

Do I, a humble farmer, have ye consent to fornicate and have little babies with me lady?

Sure, why not. Who invented this ridiculous law?!

U did, me sire.

From now on U will just say Fuck, and do it, without my consent.
by KeizerKakkebroek December 30, 2019
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Jack Fucked

The combination of being fucked and having something being jacked up.
Man I got so drunk I got jack fucked
by A*R*D February 25, 2011
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Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.
Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!
by thin dick little May 1, 2019
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I AIN'T FUCKING READIN' ALL THAT

guy; makes a whole ass paragraph

me; I AIN'T FUCKING READIN' ALL THAT
by bhubhuh May 20, 2023
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