Metric fuck load

Exactly 27351 kilos more that an metric fuck ton usually delivered by HD trucks or rail cart.

Boss: “Boy use this (f(x) = x - 27351) to calculate the amount of waste we produce to lower the amount of metric fuck loads we need to order”

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

Fuck a duck

When you feel disscomfort, or anger you can use this saying. If fuck isn't good enough for you, or you just want to extend the sentence.

Oh fuck a duck, i think i just broke my toe.

by IsabellaTheBestDuh November 4, 2020

Fuck Fury February

Fuck Fury February is an event when you have to have sex with someone, doesn´t make sense with what gender. First Feb. u have to fuck for one hour, second Feb. u have to have to add 5 minutes more. And so on to Feb. 28. And if its 29, u have to fuck whole day to 23:30. If u survived No Nut November and Destroy Dick December u have to participate in this month.

Fuck Fury February works like that: First February u gonna fuck someone for one hour. Second February u gonna fuck someone for hour and 5 minutes. And on 28. February u gonna fuck 3.25 hours

by SUCCesssful one November 20, 2018

Shut the fuck up

It's better than saying "Shut Up".When you are Really annoyed and Mad Sometimes It leads too a fight...

Venassa:Sup
Chris:Hi
Venessa:Want to make annoying sounds?
Ronald:No
Chris:Ok
Venessa:OUNOUNOUNOUBABA
Ronald:Stop
Chris:CHACHACHACHACHACHACHA
Ronald:Seriously that's too annoying STOP!!
Venessa:NINANINANINANINA
Ronald:Shut up!!!
Chris:FOULAFOULAFOUALA
Ronald:Shut the Hell Up!!!
Venessa:KIKAKIKAKIKAKIKAKIKA
Ronald:You guys gave me no choice...Shut the Fuck Up!!!!
Chris:Mind your own Fucking Buisseness

by TSM_AK May 2, 2017

Twitchy Pecker Fuck

After slam-dunking a fucking hair tie like Kobe Bryant in a hot bitchez tittie Cleavage... Your cock can't stop won't stop twitching like a pos Chihuahua from Guatemala's most dangerous neighborhood.

Get off my lawn you twitchy pecker fuck!

by RockAndCock Rock 1st! December 11, 2019

Aight imma fuck wit u

People use this bio on dating apps when they fuck wit casual hook ups

Aight imma fuck wit u

by DamnUhorny January 20, 2021

a fucking idiot

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by Abcvd January 8, 2024