prosecco tit

An individual under the influence of alcohol of the prosecco variety. This individual may act in a way considered as a total tit. All actions are exempt due to prosecco influence.

Hey mate isn't Vanessa acting weird?
Don't worry mate she's just being a prosecco tit.

by SNAZZYSNATCH December 31, 2016

Tit meal

one large breast on a plate

"do u want anything mate"
"yeah grab me a tit meal bruv"

by Large cod and chips November 15, 2020

floor tits

When a females breasts are sagging paat the kneecaps

can you clean your floor tits before i suck them please elizabeth

by Floor tits August 23, 2020

torpido tits

Big boobies that look like they are about to explode out of her shirt.

Damn look at her torpido tits.

by Felicia69 February 11, 2014

prancing tit

Usu. a very openly gay man that dances about flamboyantly and almost always obnoxiously.

"Get off the stage, you prancing tit!"

by anonymousmouse23 September 16, 2009

tit hound

1. Any identifying female who displays her breasts in a fashion that she attracts other organisms into begging and bargaining (often offers their 1st born or unborn offspring) to be granted the slightest touch of one or both of her supple bosom(s).

2. Any living thing so drawn to breasts that they avidly hunt day and night for as much contact with tits as is possible. They often travel in packs and do not discriminate.

3. A treacherous and often fatal ride on Rollercoaster Tycoon.

Can you believe what a wannabe tit hound Maria is? She's wearing a crewneck and barely has an A-cup!"

Yeah, she's jealous of Ellen's DD's...she's effortlessly a tit hound.

Did you see those tit hounds getting ready to pounce on those sorority girls at the club?!"
"I know! Even the broad with the sports-bra uni-boob was getting sniffed out!"
Just looking at the Tit Hound makes me want to vomit!"
"Dude! The Tit Hound has broken down!"

by Elle_dubs June 8, 2022

kicking tits

A Jakeism for just hanging out, chilling you know just kicking tits

Hey bigglesworth what are you doing on this fine evening?

I'm just kicking tits m'lady.

Oh man you know

by Fake Jarmer June 8, 2018