meat bagel

(noun) A person's anus.

(adjective) Having the appearance of an anus.

"That skanks' meat bagel sure was blown out."

"Wow, that guys' mouth totally resembles a meat bagel!"

by Blapplecakes May 6, 2010

meat grip

The right or left hand on a guy who masterbates a lot. The hand is usually very muscular from all the whacking.

"Man look at that dudes meat grip! He must spank the monkey on the regular! Poor bastard."

by JayDubz May 23, 2014

Meat Mace

when you helicopter (spin) your dick in a circular motion so face that all the blood goes to the head, cause it to bulge like a sphere. Resembles a mace

Guy 1: Dude you! Your head is going to explode!
Guy 2: Don't worry man! It's just a meat mace, everyone's been doing this since kindergarten.

by jffellis2 October 22, 2013

Meat Blender

The act of sticking multiple penis's in a cooking pot and stirring them around with a wooden spoon and olive oil.

Wow my sister got home from college last week, boy were there were alot of meat blenders...

by nmsnow65 September 6, 2010

meat chunks

meat chunks is a tearm used to describe shit or poo.

meat chunks shit poo

by hardcore-central.net November 7, 2009

meat poisoning

A woman Tripping over the dick acting crazy

That's the third time she come down here looking for him she got that meat poisoning!

by Dr. Red April 11, 2023

meat musket

The act of pulling the lint out of your belly button and ramming it into the tip of your dick. Then ,after sexual activity, ejaculating a dandelion like cloud of belly button lint onto your partner’s face.

I’m purposefully not cleaning out my belly button cause i’m wanting to give my girl a proper meat musket.

by carsonsux August 9, 2021