wank

what you do while reading these

you: wanking at fake sex stories

by mmmmmmmmmmmdmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmd December 8, 2024

wanking to the poll

to push to the limit, to bring to the very end.

guy 1: holy shit! your doing 60 mph!
guy 2: thats nothing. i havnt even begun wanking to the poll.

by neotreo December 24, 2007

highest wanking officer

Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.

"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."

by roverdose September 28, 2022

Wank

A solo ritual done by horny males, usually hormonal teenagers where you endlessly assault your meat until it shoots cream ten feet into the air

John loved to wank on Saturdays.

by milesangel36 January 4, 2022

wank

shortened name of 'White Hank' from the madness combat fan animation 'WhiteHank'

wank died at the end of whitehank 1

by moneybrainz99 January 5, 2022

Penny - Wank

When your name is Sean and you go to Dunstable Downs and get wanked off under a tree and cant finish

'My names Sean and im off for Penny - Wank'

by S Penny August 17, 2022

wank and stank

It's a special move that activates, when you are masturbating and the same moment, the jizz shoots out, you fart, so it bacomes a magical moment, in that everything is released from your body and you go into transcendence

Bob: Y'know Billy, yesterday was great!
Billy: Why?
Bob: I had a wank and stank, it shot me into stratosphere.
Billy: Wow, I've heared about it, but I thought that were only legends!

by SlamWeasel May 4, 2018