by Come@MeGreg May 29, 2019
When you are about to do something out of your own volition and right before you do it someone asks you to do it. And now you did it not because it was your own choice but because someone else told you to do it and took your free will away. You obeyed them. You are a puppet.
- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022
- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022
“Im going to do laundry”
“Hey can you do some laundry?”
“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will”
“Hey can you do some laundry?”
“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will”
by ceezerdeezer February 25, 2024
A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
A “Gamer” movement that came about after the national outrage following the banned of Xbox gamer “qkaye” formerly know as “Kayeree.” Qkaye was banned on February 19th, 2024 for allegedly attempting to make his profile picture “An image of childhood obesity in mexico.”
“Hey, have you heard about the banning of qkaye?” Yeah, who hasn’t?” “Put free qkaye on your ig bio.” “Ok bet.”
by Gg pseudonym February 20, 2024
by Uhmnidoesntno September 22, 2020
The act of spawning or giving birth to something that only serves the best interests of themselves, or someone they are aligned with, regardless the moral correctness of their acts. Supporting known liars or endorsing immoral behavior is an act of "free-mothering."
by Li Li Marleaux January 06, 2019
by Gingagon June 23, 2014