Tea Monkeys

A tea monkey is another name for a gypsy.(humanoid rodents) the name tea monkey comes from there reputation of being the niggers of Europe. Tea=Europe, monkey=nigger

Jeff: Ah Goddamnit!

Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?

Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel

by Superior shaft Sam October 31, 2020

lee from the tea shop

a super scary emo kid

omg thats so lee from the tea shop

by spidermansgf November 26, 2021

Tea

When something looks flawless, stylish, or perfect; basically the ultimate compliment for appearance or aesthetic.

“That outfit is tea! Where’d you get it?”

by Catana0717 September 8, 2025

sunbath tea

tea that is made through a sunbathing process. often thrown into a lake to bath in the sun.

We are going down to the lake for the day. we'll make a day of it and make some sunbath tea while we are there.

by Mystery J August 13, 2022

Kung Fu Tea

The best place to get drinks. 10x better than Starbucks. They have all kinds of drinks from boba to teas to coffees.

Here are the drinks I recommend:
Passionfruit Green Tea
Mango Green Tea
Taro Slush
Fruity Flurry

There may or may not be a Kung Fu Tea near you but if the nearest one is far away, it is definitely worth the drive!

If you haven't tried Kung Fu Tea YOU HAVE TO TRY IT ITS SO GOOD AND YOU ARE MISSING OUT BIG TIME

Kung Fu Tea is the best place to get your drinks so go there as fast as you can!

by Hange Zoe is best girl March 26, 2023

Tea

A drink most commonly drank by the British

Would you like a spot of tea Mabel?

by Classicalclassic January 14, 2017

Saturn Tea

A circular argument based on a point that on paper is correct. However goes against the traditional logic and spirit of the definition.

"Tea can be made by any method so long as the result is a liquid containing a suspension of a solid, therefore Saturn is tea aka Saturn Tea."

by Κρόνος January 26, 2025