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Monkey Pole

penis
often used in context of smoking
omgoes you smoke teh monkey pole!
by AnGeL December 1, 2004
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spam monkey

The act of creating alot of conversation in the form of posts in a specific thread. Originating from the extreme amount of posts made in a short amount of time by those in the Anti-Guild on the popular forum Gaia Online.
You spam monkies! I can't believe you guys made 15 pages in 20 minutes! :scream:
by Teh Elf April 29, 2005
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monkey bum

when between your ass cheeks gets sweaty and my begin chaffing and causes discomfort.
hey i got some real bad monkey bum right now.
by extremeknowledge May 18, 2011
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Fucking Monkey

>n. (pl. Fucking Monkeys)
1 The third extant species of ape in the genus Pan, Fucking Monkeys (Pan pugnus) are a close relative of Common Chimpanzees (Pan troglodytes) and Bonobos (Pan paniscus). Like all great apes, Fucking Monkeys are members of the hominidae family and shares a remarkably similar genome to that of Humans (Homo sapien). But unlike most members of the hominidae family, Fucking Monkeys greatly lack the intelligence shared by its cousin species. Primal cognition, sophisticated social behaviour, status consciousness, and situational awareness all seem to be absent in this particular species. It is remarkable to observe that, considering its significantly reduced mental capacity in relation to other primate species, Fucking Monkeys have steered clear from the path to extinction since its first appearance 7 million years ago. It should also be noted that Fucking Monkeys are considered "least concern (LC)" status in the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species. Studies have been established by scientists and veterinarians from prestigious universities around the world to further research Pan pugus behaviour and its missing link to its outstanding survival rate.

-Origin
mid 16th cent.: may be of Germanic origin, and Latin "pugus" or "fist".
Me - "That Fucking Monkey! Lets hunt it down with a 1000-fps using pointed-pellets."

You - "No, we can't do that. If we do it, Animal Rights Activists will press charges on us!"

Me - "No one likes Fucking Monkeys. Don't you know they are pests? They siphon time and money away!"

You - "Won't the 'prey' become enraged?"

Me - "Soon it will find out that it is detrimental to his social life."

You - "I will pay half the price."

Me - "Faggot fuck, you owe me a 20."
by asdfjklasdfjklasdfjklasdfjklas February 9, 2010
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fudge monkeys

word used instead of fuck or shit
Jim stubs his toe.

Jim:oh fudge monkeys
by gman710 April 27, 2010
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Monkey Tree

Monkey Tree is a 30 year old tree located at a corner of the infamous 2 Winch Street property. Monkey Tree is one of the brother trees, the other being Leaf Tree. Monkey loses his leaves in the winter time, but is stunning year round, though notably smells like diapers in the early spring. Monkey is thought to be the more playful of the two Brothers, while Leaf is more studious and mature. Monkey was named by a young Tanner Mullaly. The charming tree has thrown a few people from his limbs, including his best friend Isabella O'Connell.
"What tree was it?" "Monkey Tree, obviously. The tall one."
by LBzombie November 7, 2011
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Corn Monkey

A monkey, native to Hawaii, that swims to California annually. From there it goes to Nebraska, steals all the corn and goes back to Hawaii. Despite this, it is not a pest because they travel in thousands and there feet help loosen the soil.
Did you see the migrating corn monkeys last night?
by ParrotCat July 11, 2010
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