only the most ballinest weapon on earth. nobody messes with the union tools ass hwoopin' stick. youll die just from breathing in the air let out by the stick. thats right it breaths.
a nigger walked up to the tank and jay busted out his union tools ass hwoopin' stick and killed him.
When one uses a 3 day old, used rubber, inside out, that was left on the floor, under the bed, on a bitch whom he doesn't like. One does this because the cunt he has been fucking without a condom for the past 5 months all of a sudden demands he puts one on just before sex, after she just gave him a B.J. and got him all worked up with a hand job.
I gave that bitch a Wootton fish stick last night. After I put on the old condom, that bitch said, "Is someone cooking fish next door?" It was fucking hilarious!