poot slap

To slap one's opponent such that an audible "poot" sound is emitted. This sound is formed by a puckering of the lips, a slight intonation from the vocal chords, and an exhaling of air. See McPeek.

See that foo! He got poot slapped! "POOT! McPeek!"

by McPeek December 9, 2003

happy slap

A quere called guy who gets slapped

oi!!!! tanker "wot" SLAPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!

by mr unown April 7, 2005

jap slap

to slap someone in the crotch wilst only hitting their japseye. Quite a skillfull feat and has to be done right otherwise it is just like getting hit in the balls. Performers of the move should be comended even by the victim.

"awwww did you see that jap slap mark got john with... it was sooo skilful musta hurt like a bitch."

by theknowledge May 10, 2007

slap and tickle

Silvy and Carm's ill advised segment on ESPN1000 on 'random thoughts and/or other minutia'. The idea was spawned from a term that Bruce Levine picked up back in the Prohibition Era.

Speaking of slap and tickle sessions... Always being the contrarion, Sammy Sosa used a bottle WITHOUT cork to smack upside his wife's head. .....allegedly....

by The Gridiron Assassin April 10, 2004

JAP SLAP

its a very light backhand slap to the forehead..

this causes ones eyes to squint briefly --like a jap or chink.

its more to get their attention than to punish..

when the ole lady gets things backwards once again-

a quik jap slap sometimes gets her to focus on the issue..

by hunky December 30, 2006

jap-slap

When backhand some bitch for pissing you off and the knuckle marks and laugh at them when they are on the ground crying like a little child

Ali fighting anyone of his opponents

by Anonymous May 12, 2003

slashdot slap

Exactly the same as the slashdot effect but much more fun to say. To be slashdot slapped is when your website is listen on slash dot causing a huge spike in traffic.

Many of these sites can not handle the extra thousands of hits and go down, that is being slash dot slapped.

"O man, I totally got slashdot slapped, I shouldn't have posted those pictures of the new Xbox 720."

by Lusty McLester November 18, 2005