side piece police

Someone who is always getting involved in another’s relationship and trying to report their misconduct

Stop acting like the side piece police their relationship is none of your business

by Juicy Joshua James August 7, 2022

Lighter side of tasteless

One step away from being completely tasteless

Dude see your date , she’s just on the lighter side of tasteless.

by the bonecrusher May 1, 2020

sunny side up

To perform this you first must have a boner in a public place. Now if you feel the need to ejaculate but don't want to actually jerk off, just stick your dick under your belt and blow a load right in your belly button, thus the sunny side up

I saw someone so hot today I had to use the sunny side up in my pants. Dick cum belly button

by furgalish March 13, 2015

East-Side Sammich decoy

The act of stretching your ballsac , smearing hummus on your nipples, and falling asleep in the living room floor watching reruns of 'punky Brewster and ALF'.

The wind direction is perfect for a day at the mall for a mutuel East-side Sammich decoy.

by 2-cold, 2-care:aboutmyhair June 8, 2016

Dark Side Virgin

Someone who has never listened to Pink Floyd's The Dark Side of The Moon from beginning to end in one sitting.

Guy : I lost my Dark Side virginity this weekend!

Guy 2: Congrats!

by augoose January 30, 2018

turn to the dark side

When you are in the middle of a jedi flip (mushrooms and acid) and do a line of coke

Man, I am sooo fucked from that jedi flip, may have to turn to the dark side

by HammeredSquash April 20, 2021

Would You Like A Side Of Fucks I Can Give You?

A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong

“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”

by ottertots_ November 11, 2020