Someone who, whilst in the midst of proffering Anal fellatio, tries to speak with their partner, and, you know, carry on a conversation at the same time.
Profferer: "Murrmurrmrmurr Hmm Murr GrrM rrmm!"
Receiver: "What?"
Profferer: "MMMRR MERR MRRRRE HMMM RMM RUMMM HURR!"
Receiver: "WHAT? Just shut up! A regular Word Salad Tosser over here!"
Receiver: "What?"
Profferer: "MMMRR MERR MRRRRE HMMM RMM RUMMM HURR!"
Receiver: "WHAT? Just shut up! A regular Word Salad Tosser over here!"
by joeydnewyork April 9, 2024
Get the Word Salad Tosser mug.the process of dipping a dick into a dirty anus filled with peanut butter and jelly. Then another participant, usually female, licks this mixture off of the head.
by itsmenotjames April 11, 2024
Get the Nigerian Salad Bowl mug.When a woman gives you so many simultaneous warnings that she’s a crazy-toxic-narcissist, that saying you saw a single red flag just isn’t enough.
She was an hour late, didn’t apologize, ordered the most expensive dish on the menu and stared at her phone the whole time…just a straight up red flag salad with a raspberry vinaigrette.
by NoahGreen April 18, 2024
Get the Red Flag Salad mug.Cumming inside your woman while she's on her period, then eating that creamy magenta slurry right back out from the ol' hatchet wound, and once you've got a mouthful, you share the delicacy by making out with her.
Girl: my boyfriend looked like a demon clown as he came up to kiss me, last night after chowing ambrosia salad from my bloody snizz
by Skellshine April 21, 2024
Get the Ambrosia Salad mug.A person at a company, typically in some position of authority, who appears or claims to be busy but does very little actual work.
“Salad walker” comes from the stereotype of the female office supervisor that eats their lunch, stereotypically a salad, on-foot because they are “too busy” to sit down for lunch.
“Salad walker” comes from the stereotype of the female office supervisor that eats their lunch, stereotypically a salad, on-foot because they are “too busy” to sit down for lunch.
My supervisor is a salad walker. She’s apparently too busy to respond to our team emails, sign off on her paperwork that she tells us to do for her, or even tell us the new policy changes but is always taking time off for vacations.
by SaddestSardine April 22, 2024
Get the Salad Walker mug.When a person sticks their tongue into a pussy or ass of another person through their undergarment; sort of a tongue wedgie.
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