peternity test

Da DNA-based pipette-work dat you have da local lab perform to determine if yer un-neutered male four-footed companion "sowed his wild oats" wif da "fluffy little pumpkin" owned by da neighborhood gramma.

Besides meaning a "is yer cat or dog da daddy of my own lap-animal's unexpected litter?" investigation, da term "peternity test" can also sarcastically refer to a X-and-Y-chromosome check from which da results seem to take forever to get back.

by QuacksO December 3, 2025

Petermunting

The celebration of munting while repeatedly shouting “It’s in, it’s in!” Into an open crevasse of the body. This act is done repeatedly on September 7th every year. The body this is done too shall always be sprayed with feces before and after the act. Multiple people may be involved. This is finally done with a fireworks strapped onto the body and sent off.

Dude 1: Yo what are you doing tonight
Dude 2: Obviously petermunting?
Dude 1: Yoo same let me join!
Dude 2: Bettttt
Dude 3: What the fuck?
Dude 4: I’m bringing fireworks!

by Number1Petermunter. December 10, 2025

Petering

When you're just fucking doing it. Getting it done. Hard. Real hard. Like the late great Robin Williams did as he became the first man to achieve aerial flight capability.

We're petering so hard in this warzone.

by SoupRFreak December 14, 2025

Peterian

When somebody denies their association with people or organizations that are no longer cool or legal. On the night of Jesus’ betrayal, Saint Peter three times denied knowing Jesus (“three times before the cock crows”). When someone does this, they are being Peterian, just like Peter was that night.

When President Trump dies or goes to jail, MAGA cowards will make Peterian denials about their association with him, his beliefs, and his minions.

by Goofnut January 3, 2026

peter griffin grinder

when a obese person has sex with a very skinny person and they suffocate them with their breast

i was giving becky the peter griffin grinder last night.

by tickler tyler 67 January 9, 2026

Peter Pan Vibes

Peter Pan Vibes: A term for adults who maintain a youthful appearance, behavior, and attitude, blending childlike enthusiasm with adult responsibilities. This vibe can be positive, reflecting fun and vitality, but it can also be perceived negatively if it comes across as immature or unprofessional. For example, adults who are deeply into Disney or gaming might embody the Peter Pan vibe in a way that’s charming to some but could be seen as lacking maturity by others. Ultimately, it’s a balance of youthful energy and adult life, and it can be both good and challenging depending on the context.

Lee: Bruv, this 20 year old girl asked to play her music at work the other day, and she starts off playing normal tunes, then suddenly plays.
Thomas the Tank Engine theme tune! LOL.
Frank: Shut up bruv LOL.
Lee: She was giving off Peter Pan vibes, acting like a kid LOL
Frank: Alot of these Gen Z will never grow up bruv LOL.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 13, 2026

buffalo peter

a hot sexy mama who has a great body and could be an ambercrombie model.

u are maddddddddd hottttttt

by who nos?!?!?! May 27, 2003