Number1Petermunter.'s definitions

Jewning

The act of a Jewish person gooning. An ugly person with a large nose who constantly goons and has an enormous right arm due to gooning. People who do this may have the last name of Aarons, Steinman, Goldstein, Kaufman, Abraham, and Shwarts

Goldstein: Yo I’m gonna use the bathroom
*45 minutes later*
Dude 2: yo what is he doing
Dude 3: oh he’s probably jewning

by Number1Petermunter. December 11, 2025

Petermunting

The celebration of munting while repeatedly shouting “It’s in, it’s in!” Into an open crevasse of the body. This act is done repeatedly on September 7th every year. The body this is done too shall always be sprayed with feces before and after the act. Multiple people may be involved. This is finally done with a fireworks strapped onto the body and sent off.

Dude 1: Yo what are you doing tonight
Dude 2: Obviously petermunting?
Dude 1: Yoo same let me join!
Dude 2: Bettttt
Dude 3: What the fuck?
Dude 4: I’m bringing fireworks!

by Number1Petermunter. December 10, 2025