Dallas, texas (the person not the murder)

Dallas is a scrawny little white boy with a crazy amount of drugs hidden in its ass

did you hear? Dallas, texas (the person not the murder) is going to jail again

by Varamochi April 2, 2022

personality stealer

someone who uses your personality, and often is more popular with it, and then unfriends you.

Jerry : I love star wars!
Basic popular girl : Oh yeah, I love star wars too! But you make it so sad, social reject.
Jerry: She is such a personality stealer.

by nonlettopiced March 9, 2021

Personality Split

When the bottoms of two couples both have split personalities and you proceed to have group sex with them.

Yo Dave, wanna do the personality split with Jade and Louis at the festival?

by Maverickhfx March 21, 2022

personality pick

A person get chosen for their good personality over other factors (especially if other factors are lacking).

She got into Harvard? She's a personality pick for sure.

by Personnumerouno May 15, 2024

Person

A centre or subject of consciousness that can speak and be spoken to.

“This person knows how to do business”

by Sony Nico March 18, 2021

person infinity

The infinitieth person. The unexplainable realm, if you question its existence, you shall suffer an unthinkable fate. If you don’t respect him, you shall also suffer that fate.

Person infinity: hey wasup. I’m god.
Person 1: Person infinity doesn’t exist, right? (talking to person 2)
Person infinity: DIE!!!
Person 2: Person 1 is the dumbest person ever. (hands shaking in fear of person infinity)
Person 3: wtf is happening, you dumbass person infinairy?
Person infinity: DIE TOO!!!
Person 2: (in even more fear) Please don’t kill me.
Person infinity: don’t worry. They just didn’t respect me so you’re fine.

by Redstowen August 23, 2023

Low Investment Person

Person of deceiving character that, in order to accomplish his/her goals, they befriend other people that are essential to their scope with whom they build one sided relationships.

The way a low investment person works is by keeping the other person in the relationship "hooked" by giving them bits and pieces of attention and value from time to time that leaves them wanting more.

These people are to be found on social media, business environments, friendships and in romantic relationships.

- Did you see that Michael didn't help Alex promote his new book?
- Yes, it's crazy because Alex helped Michael a lot in promoting his book when he released it.
- Ugh, he is such a low investment person!

by JulianaJax December 4, 2020