"I got nipple burn last night"
by TheFrenchLady xox December 07, 2015
When one drunk dude passes out at high noon with his cock on a girls cheek in the middle of the afternoon allowing for the sun to burn them. Once sobering up, the woman realizes that she has a mushroom burn on her cheek when looking at a reflection in a mirror.
Tom: Bro, did aunt Sally have a mushroom burn at the family gathering this evening??
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...
Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...
Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.
by DirtyDan89 October 09, 2018
Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.
by Wize Guy. April 28, 2022
Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.
by Eli Vitolio Stinky April 28, 2022
When cities are being burnt down by protestor, looters and street criminals while law enforcement is helpless to stop it.
We are going to have another Minneapolis Burning over this recent officer involved shooting with a teen.
by jondich July 30, 2022
by Dockknocker12 May 20, 2023
I totally burned when I went to the beach a couple days ago, but now I have a totally sweet burn tan!
by falsenamethatistotallyawesome July 11, 2011