Alabama ham bone

The act of fucking your neighbors fat wife in the ass!

Brian pissed me off so bad, I went over and gave his wife a Alabama ham bone!

Now she won't quit asking for another.

by RoscoePonderosa February 24, 2025

Jumped his bones

The act of being raped, without an rape actually occuring!

I went in there, and jumped his bones! Twice!!!

by Stillfunkywhitemonkey33 June 24, 2022

brom bones

someone who humps both the rear and the front of an object, rubbing ones genitalia on the front end and back end of an object, a cheener humper

That brom bones is out of control, rubbing his private regions on both the rear and front end of the car.

by Fat Sausage Man December 10, 2013

Bone Tard

Something Amanda yells when she gets mad at her computer.

"Stupid Computer! You're a Bone Tard!"

by SSSkylar October 9, 2008

bone marrow bandit

he is out on the streets coming for your bone marrow watch out for a five foot 6 blonde headed nigga looking for your marrow

hey have you heard of the bone marrow bandit hes apearently has stolen 20 bone barrows this month alone

by willam berks June 4, 2024

Bone Pouch

When a girl is wearing a button down shirt so tight the gaps allow you to slip your dick in between her breasts.

That shirt is giving me the perfect bone pouch to titty fuck her.

by Lumbergfuckedher October 4, 2017

Bones

The best fucking person ever, an amazing partner, and such a good friend.

Have you seen Bones today?

by Milesthebitch December 5, 2021