Bob the Tomato

Bob is a bright red tomato. He has a short green stem and small green leaves sprouting out from the top of his head. His face consists of two egg-shaped eyes with black pupils and light red eyelids, an almost perfectly round nose (the same shade as his eyelids), and a flat, simple, cartoony mouth. Initially, Bob was a wider looking tomato and was more angular in shape. But as time went on, Bob lost that width, becoming almost perfectly round. Bob's leaves also originally looked more abstract, but eventually became more realistic around 1999-2000.

Person 1: Bob the Tomato is trash
Person 2: No u

by KAMEORNEV October 26, 2022

Crapple Bobbing

After receiving a blumpkin, in one lightning fast motion, hop up and shove the persons head into the shit filled toilet resembling a game of apple bobbing.

Dude: My chick gave me a blumpkin last night.

Friend: Did you also jam her face into your shit and make her go crapple bobbing?

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017

Bob

Fat bald white man with issues

Your acting like bob rn

by It’s Britney bitch November 5, 2019

bob ross secret

A "secret" that everybody knows, like the coworker that shows up to work still drunk and no one talks about it

"Can I borrow some of the vodka you keep in your desk?"
"How do you know about that? It's a secret."
"Yeah, ok, boomer. It's a Bob Ross secret"

by Dehydratedninja March 4, 2023

Bob

A person who is half asian and half white man who has decided it’s a good idea to say everything that is on his mind all at once and has given his full consent for this :)

Bob overdosing on umbrellas doesn't make you anymore dry than u are

-from “friend” Bob 2023

by Blobertisdepressed69 March 24, 2023

red bob

The thot in T building

Red bob got caught fucking in the car and was cheating on her nigga

by Hurricane master 21 May 3, 2023

Bob

Bob is a handsome chiseled man. Man of many talents but most known for his acts of service and bravery for his country. Humble and soft spoken also loyal and trustworthy. He is a ladies man and calls his moustache a sofa ‘Any girl can take a sit on this sofa’.

Bob is a smart guy.

by donna_69 November 22, 2021