jerk off juice

the shit that comes out of your dick hole after rubbin one out.

bro i was smackin the monkey hard yesterday to rosie odonell and i made enough jerk off juice to feed a sperm bank.

by papaross July 28, 2011

Blow it off

don't let it bother you

don't worry about it

I'm worried that something will happen.

Blow it off, man.

by moonchild2C June 1, 2009

Zombie beat off

1) When playing Left for Dead, zombies surround you quickly, and all you can do is pistol whip them.

2) Giving a hand job to a zombie.

Def 1) Damn witch, I would of rather of beaten off 20 zombies.

Def 2) Why does my hand smells so bad?..... Oh yeah, zombie beat off.

by The jblaze October 14, 2009

off the hizzle

Beyond cool. (It comes from off the hook)

Check it out man! Those shoes are off the hizzle!

by y da hell do u wanna kno?!? February 5, 2005

get off my jock

always around a guy bein obssesed with him never leavin him alone

"damn shawty never leave me alone, she needa get off my jock"

by sillyraee November 2, 2008

Twisting Off

Another term for masturbation

"I was twisting off last night when my mom walked in"

by Caff3131 December 14, 2009

Jacking Off

The act of consuming apple jacks cereal.

Robby walked in on me jacking off last night and asked if he could join in.

by Pirate Suite January 20, 2008