Muffin Puss

(Noun)

muhf-in-poos

A gender-neutral phrase referring to a favourite hole/orifice, on one's own body and if active, particularly where you get the most sexual pleasure, either from yourself or a partner.

That's the dirty meaning at least...

Jessie: Hey James, wanna mess around later?

James: Heck yeah, I wanna munch on your Muffin Puss all night!

by www.MuffinPuss.com August 1, 2022

Numpty muffin

A light-hearted insult used by the content creator Sydney Ewens

you're such a numpty muffin

by 13yeeet13 October 10, 2021

nigerian muffin

A person who does drugs and sags their pants as low as possible without them falling off

Ugh, why are their so many Nigerian muffins in this world

by Nigerian muffin pantie August 21, 2016

Muffin Man’d

Muffin man’d refers to the quotation of the interrogation scene from the movie Shrek in an online chat, as a call and response from users in chat, each user quoting one line after the other.

Do you know, the muffin man?
The muffin man?
The muffin man!

Oh man Mattymorgs twitch chat (HeroZone) was crazy last night. We must have muffin man’d like 3 times!!!

by SaJ April 22, 2023

rubber muffin

A vagina with a female condom on

I though she was a normal fat girl, but when she took her top off she was full of rubber muffin!

by @r.e.t.a.r.d_ & @lwychristian August 5, 2017

Mr Muffin

Mr Muffin is from the popular web series, ASDFMovie, and is probably the most iconic character. He is known for wanting to die and for others to eat him. He also has two songs...

Mr Muffin: Hey Joey! You wanna eat me?
Joey: No thanks Mr Muffin.
Mr Muffin: But I wanna die!

by Elidacucumber July 1, 2024

Muffin

A vagina that is puffy and sticks out

Damn that’s a plump muffin!

by Asher Ramses July 9, 2024