Mr. Nips

The correct way to say the nickname for the dean instead of “mr.nips” you disgusting troglodyte

Bro 1: looks it’s mr.nips
Bro 2: *slaps him* it’s Mr. Nips
Bro 1: fine okay, by the way I’m dating your sister
Bro 2: ... dad?

by Cooler larrythelobster69 March 14, 2019

Mr. Goodbar

The best damn peanut-chocolate candy ever to exist. Reese's can go to hell.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like Mr. Goodbar?
Guy 2: Damn straight I do.
Guy 1: Good man.

by Mr.DoctorSir February 9, 2018

Mr. Man

the loveliest man in the world. an absolute angel and blessing. it is rumored that when he sings, his hair begins to glow and gain magical healing properties. he is the only human that has ever summoned the mysterious Babby, hence why he is sometimes referred to as “Mystery Man”.

person 1: “I want to marry Mr. Man.”
person 2: “Shut up Caroline I called dibs”
person 3: “Shut up Lainey I called dibs in 4th grade, he’s MINE!”

by pink lemonade hoarder xoxo October 20, 2019

Mr. Personality

Term indicating that one lacks a personality

"Look at Tom, Mr. Personality over there..."

by pablo024 January 1, 2009

mr. clean

A nick name given to bald people or those with ridiculously short hair.

Hey look! It's Mr.Clean!

by Clavio May 13, 2005

Mr Ed.

The act of taking a plastic bag (with handles) and attaching them over your ears so the bag hangs down without the need of holding. Used primarly for excessive vomiting where you need your hands free. A kind of "hands free" puking device.

"I was so fucked up I pulled a Mr. Ed in the limo"

by Old Dirty Danny May 5, 2005

mr. wiggles

the nickname that one can give to ones own penis. advise and written on AF underwear.

i was so stressed when i came home that i had to drain Mr. Wiggles of all his juice.

by scribbles-maggibbles February 22, 2009