grief muffins

The basket of muffins the hospital delivers to the family of dying patients; often left untouched later gets redistributed to hospital employees

I feel bad for the patients but these grief muffins are delicious

by Hspansot July 15, 2019

chav muffin

A term for a chav that’s a close friend

Bless my little chav muffin

Bless my little chav muffin

by PJtheDJ2 July 15, 2019

muffin busting

When you are trying to bang a chick but end up glazing her muffin pussy instead

Andy tried to bang Kim but ended up muffin busting her instead. Andy was cool with it..

by 47thumper November 9, 2019

muffin

A recurring suicidal character in asdfmovie

muffin: Who wants a muffin?
some random guy: ...
muffin: Somebody kill me!!!!!

by a random person here November 23, 2019

Muffin Man

That one guy who is colossal screw up, and some how still has his job. Generally given in a work environment. Made famous in the tree industry, By a man whole rolled a truck over, while chasing a muffin that slid across his dashboard.

"You must have the dick sucking skills of a Muffin Man, after you screwed that up."

by Bglewis November 29, 2019

Flump Muffin

When some one is being a tad idiotic or silly

"how do you spell dog?"
" c-a-t "
" Oh my...what a flump muffin..."

by Flumpmuffin March 1, 2019

muffin head

A muffin head is a boy who dates 5th graders(a muffin head is in 6th grade). A muffin head likes to say something nice t you and go flirt with other girls in 5th grade, leaving you thinking that he likes you but he don't

damnnn look at muffin head today isn't he dating that fifth grader with the box face

by kayllaii April 21, 2019